Monday, March 10, 2008

(34) Evoking the Classics at Dufferin and Finch

Our enthusiasm for things automotive, aeronautical, railway, and maritime is only matched by our thirst for social justice. Imagine then our excitement at taking up an undercover assignment in the hellacious northern wilds as a car cleaner and detailer. While the slave trade was banned in the British Empire in 1807 we suspect that word of this has been delayed in reaching Ontario where the minimum wage remains below ten dollars per hour! The grave danger in these prolonged deep cover investigative assignments is moral disorientation. Before long low wages, junk food and extended travelling via TTC triggers depression and the agent in question may begin to think that their simulated lifestyle as an indentured wage slave is normal. Imagine then the emotional effect of discovering this obsolete minivan. Since motor vehicles have transformed our psychological and physical landscape to a point wherein we are incapable of imagining life any other way we've included these hand painted auto depictions of women for general consideration. We apologize.


Passenger side & hood.

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